I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Andy RooneyOne of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.
Andy RooneyWhen there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.
Andy RooneyA woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.
Andy Rooney