Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.
Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.
I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.