I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.
Andy RooneyThe federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
Andy RooneyI've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.
Andy RooneyYou're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.
Andy Rooney