I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.