I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each other. We need proximity and distance, conversation and silence. We almost always get more of each than we want at any one time.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

Finding the tool is often half the battle.

The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.