It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.
Andy RooneyNo matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.
Andy RooneyI'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.
Andy RooneyMy wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.
Andy Rooney