My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
Andy RooneyHalf the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
Andy RooneyI just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
Andy RooneyI am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.
Andy Rooney