Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.

We should change our attitude toward the United Nations. There has to be some power in the world superior to our own. We should not have attacked Iraq without the okay of the United Nations. Now we have to live with that mistake. We're living with it, and too many of our guys are dying with it.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.

Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer.