No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.

I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.