Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.

Person-to-person, most people are honest.

Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.

One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.

Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.