Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

The last birthday that's any good is 23.

The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.

I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.

Unfortunately, propaganda works.