Of all the ways people save time, I think racism is the worst.

What do I care if someone doesn't like me. If I like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. I think my fans feel that way.

I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.

I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

I had a happy childhood in a nice suburban area, pretty idyllic, upper middle class and very, very white. My dad is an attorney. My mother is a housewife. They had five kids in seven years: me, my brother, and three sisters. I'm the oldest. We were all very active. My mother was exhausted.

I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do.