This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.
Anthony JeselnikYou know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
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