I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but I wasnt very good at it.

I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes. I also don't like complaining about society or whining about my life on stage.

I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.

Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.

I can't talk politics with my cousin because he's such a hypocrite. He's against the death penalty and he hanged himself.

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?

It's impossible for me to hear the words quadruple murder suicide without thinking of my grandparents.