Racist dermatologists think all black people have really bad skin.

I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.

An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.

Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.