When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.
Anthony JeselnikThere is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.
Anthony JeselnikI'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say.
Anthony JeselnikDisgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
Anthony JeselnikI'm really proud of the album. It's something I always wanted to do but I had to wait until I was ready. Shakespeare is a culmination of eight years of stand up experience and joke writing. I recorded two shows at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York. The crowds were great and that's what really makes an album.
Anthony Jeselnik