Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.

On the show, you have to be more charismatic, a little smoother, but I think I can still be that prince of darkness. You just have to learn the tricks of the TV trade as well.

I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.

Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.

You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.

What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.