Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.

I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it.

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.

Racist dermatologists think all black people have really bad skin.

I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played the part of "Accounting Clerk" on Deadwood. Actually, I was the accounting clerk for production of "Deadwood."

I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.