Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?

I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it

I like to read, but otherwise I'm just your average, self-obsessed comedian. It's pretty much all I think about.

Stereotypes wouldn't be so bad if black people were nicer, in general.

Watching soccer just makes me wish I was watching Foosball.

I never knew if I would get my own show, but I knew I loved stand-up.