I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.
Anthony JeselnikI never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy.
Anthony JeselnikWith comics, you always talk about a big break, but there are a lot of big breaks in your life and not one of them makes a big difference.
Anthony JeselnikThe one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No one thinks it's funny, whether you have it or you don't. Money is just something no one seems to like joking about.
Anthony Jeselnik