Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.

I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played the part of "Accounting Clerk" on Deadwood. Actually, I was the accounting clerk for production of "Deadwood."

Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.

I would love to DJ the royal wedding. Just so I could play Candle in the Wind non-stop.

My ultimate goal is to do whatever I want, whenever I want to do it. And that keeps changing. I didn't want to host my own show until I wrote for someone else's.

You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.

I don't have much racial stuff in my act. And no one's ever really threatened me to my face. Threats on the internet don't bother me so much.