I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.
Anthony JeselnikWhen I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.
Anthony JeselnikShe got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice thing to do - but then I messed up, and I accidentally forwarded that e-mail to both of my parents. Now, my girlfriend is furious, mortified, but I don't even care, 'cause now I have to call up my mother and say 'Mom, I am so sorry - that picture was just for dad.'
Anthony Jeselnik