My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.
Anthony JeselnikI always loved comedy, but it never seemed like something that I could do professionally.
Anthony JeselnikIf your house is on fire and you can only escape with your life and one thing, what one thing would you take out of your house? I got to think my laptop is the one thing that is totally irreplaceable. Either that or my son. Laptop. I'll go laptop.
Anthony JeselnikMy favorite sport is football. I'm a die hard Steelers fan. Favorite players were Hines Ward and Greg Lloyd.
Anthony Jeselnik