Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.

I didn't care about the backlash. I think the reason it was so severe was because they didn't know anything about me in New Zealand. If I had made jokes about a shark attack in the US, no one would have cared.

My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing.

I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.

I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration.

It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.

Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.