I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.
Anthony JeselnikAmy [Schumer] and I each have our cross to bear when it comes to tattoos. Amy and I are funny when we fight. It just keeps escalating until one of us starts laughing. Then it's over. I'm happy that we're friends.
Anthony JeselnikMy girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.
Anthony JeselnikOne of my favorite things on the show was just getting to do my own monologue and talking about someone who killed themselves, or making a joke about some horrible tragedy - I love being able to fight for and get on TV. I just think it's so different.
Anthony Jeselnik