I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it

Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?

I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.