I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.

I want to marry the kind of girl that walks out of an abortion clinic with a lollipop.

Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.

Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.

Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.

I've always been fascinated by dark subjects, especially people's reactions to them. Why are people so uncomfortable talking about death if everyone dies?