Racist dermatologists think all black people have really bad skin.
I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn't publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn't about to tell the people who work for me that they didn't have jobs anymore because I wasn't going to delete a stupid tweet.
Child molesters must all think they've got huge dicks.
I tell very mean jokes.
I come up with my jokes by thinking of a topic.
I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh.