I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves.

I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.

I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.

Everyone has the same kind of fears; everyone has the same big problems in the world, which is, like, fear of death and I hope horrible things dont happen to my family, but they do. And I think people laugh at them as this great release.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

The best way to break up with a girl is like I'm taking off a band-aid. Slowly and in the shower.

I was raised Catholic. I rejected it later on. I'm an outspoken atheist now. People say, 'Oh, it's a negative thing to be an atheist.' I don't agree. I think it's more optimistic to think that there is no God, no afterlife.