My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
Anthony JeselnikI try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason.
Anthony Jeselnik2010 has been awesome. I got to write on the David Hasselhoff Roast this summer, and that's always been a dream.
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