I think a theater show is a pure version of me doing my material. The theater crowd is a bit more polite, there really aren't hecklers, and there are a lot of people there to see me, and they're excited about the jokes and hanging out with me for a show.

I like to read, but otherwise I'm just your average, self-obsessed comedian. It's pretty much all I think about.

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it

I don't have much racial stuff in my act. And no one's ever really threatened me to my face. Threats on the internet don't bother me so much.

My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate. And she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. You know, she'd be like keep me away from those chocolate bars, I'm addicted to them. And it's really annoying. So one day I put her in the car and I drove her downtown and I pointed out a crack addict. And I said you see that honey? Why can't you be that skinny?

I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh.

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.