My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy.
Anthony JeselnikCharlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. Thatโs crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.
Anthony JeselnikPerhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.
Anthony Jeselnik