I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.

I always loved comedy, but it never seemed like something that I could do professionally.

If your house is on fire and you can only escape with your life and one thing, what one thing would you take out of your house? I got to think my laptop is the one thing that is totally irreplaceable. Either that or my son. Laptop. I'll go laptop.

Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry.

About a month ago some kids in my neighborhood were playing hide-and-go-seek and one of them ended up in an abandoned refrigerator. It's all anybody talked about for weeks. I said, 'Who cares? How many kids you know get to die a winner?

It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.

I don't get back as much as I'd like to, so I don't have a lot of close ties [Pittsburgh], but I'll bleed black and gold until I die.