Whenever Iโm about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I donโt have to tell her about my herpes.
Anthony JeselnikMy mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
Anthony JeselnikThe first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes.
Anthony Jeselnik