My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her.
Anthony JeselnikMy dad's been having a hard time lately. Keeps on losing his keys. Can't hang on to a set of keys to save his life. And he has tried everything too: little hook next to the door, little bowl next to his bed, keychain makes a noise when you whistle. Nothing worked. So finally, this year for his birthday, the whole family chipped in - and we put him in a home.
Anthony JeselnikI actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played the part of "Accounting Clerk" on Deadwood. Actually, I was the accounting clerk for production of "Deadwood."
Anthony JeselnikPeople say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.
Anthony Jeselnik