You look like you deep fry your hands before you bite your fingernails.

My favorite sport is football. I'm a die hard Steelers fan. Favorite players were Hines Ward and Greg Lloyd.

I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played the part of "Accounting Clerk" on Deadwood. Actually, I was the accounting clerk for production of "Deadwood."

My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.

I don't ever want to have kids of my own. But I do want a lot of kids.

What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it