I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.
Anthony JeselnikMy girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.
Anthony JeselnikI think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.
Anthony JeselnikI got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.
Anthony Jeselnik