You look like you deep fry your hands before you bite your fingernails.

The world is full of horrible things.

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it up in my persona. I felt like I wouldn't be able to do stand-up for a career if I was needy. I didn't want to be complaining or whining onstage. I wanted to be cool and do exactly what I wanted to do. That way I would never have to change for anybody.

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.

I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.

I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.