Hitler really wasn't so bad. In the black way.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.

Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.

Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for all the years you played an uppity slave on ‘Who’s Line is it Anyway?’.

In a late-night monologue, it's not just about being funny; you have to come off as knowledgeable. You have to cultivate a persona of trust and intelligence and likeability.

When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.