I don't have a type, really. But I've always been more attracted to girls who yell fire.

Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.

Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.

I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it.

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.

Todd Glass has amazing energy on stage. Dave Attell is one of my favorites because he's a one liner comic who is always incredibly in the moment with the audience. As for newer people, I think Adrienne Iapalucci writes some great, dark jokes and Sean Patton has a hilarious voice on stage.

I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.