Childhood obesity affects all pedophiles.
I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but I wasnt very good at it.
When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.
I was always cutting words. I even would write my jokes in my notebook. I still do this, almost like a poem.
I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.
An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.