I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say.

Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy.

With comics, you always talk about a big break, but there are a lot of big breaks in your life and not one of them makes a big difference.

I tell very mean jokes.

My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing.

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it