I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.

I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.

With comics, you always talk about a big break, but there are a lot of big breaks in your life and not one of them makes a big difference.

I'm really proud of the album. It's something I always wanted to do but I had to wait until I was ready. Shakespeare is a culmination of eight years of stand up experience and joke writing. I recorded two shows at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York. The crowds were great and that's what really makes an album.

Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death.

It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.