Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it

My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy.

The world is full of horrible things.

Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.

About a month ago some kids in my neighborhood were playing hide-and-go-seek and one of them ended up in an abandoned refrigerator. It's all anybody talked about for weeks. I said, 'Who cares? How many kids you know get to die a winner?

I would never hit a woman - even if she had a knife or a stutter.