I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriendโs killerโฆ but no one will do it.
Anthony JeselnikYesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious โ nobody saw me.
Anthony JeselnikI always loved comedy, but it never seemed like something that I could do professionally.
Anthony JeselnikMy perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with other comics, drinking beers and making fun of each other.
Anthony Jeselnik