The opposite of sad is down's syndrome.

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it

When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.

I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.

I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be cool, but I couldn't keep my mouth shut. So I was either talking for the sake of talking, or I was curled up with a book somewhere hiding from everyone.

2010 has been awesome. I got to write on the David Hasselhoff Roast this summer, and that's always been a dream.