On the show, you have to be more charismatic, a little smoother, but I think I can still be that prince of darkness. You just have to learn the tricks of the TV trade as well.

Jeff Ross has been roasting people since Whitney Cummings was nothing but a glint in the eye of the man who raped her mother.

I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy.

I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.

The driving force behind doing everything that I've been doing as a stand-up is having problems with authority and not liking to be told what to do.

What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.