I like to read, but otherwise I'm just your average, self-obsessed comedian. It's pretty much all I think about.
Anthony JeselnikI'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
Anthony JeselnikI've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.
Anthony Jeselnik