I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.

I'll be very busy, which is all I need.

I don't get back as much as I'd like to, so I don't have a lot of close ties [Pittsburgh], but I'll bleed black and gold until I die.

I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.

I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason.

I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.

I had written for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman in the past. Jimmy had a different voice, and different priorities. He couldnt be the bad guy in the joke; he couldnt upset people, really.