I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.

I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.

I want to marry the kind of girl that walks out of an abortion clinic with a lollipop.

I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.

I didn't care about the backlash. I think the reason it was so severe was because they didn't know anything about me in New Zealand. If I had made jokes about a shark attack in the US, no one would have cared.

My favorite part of going to a wedding is ruining the wedding.

People are surprised that I'm nice and it helps me out a little bit; it's easy to be nice when everyone thinks you're going to be a jerk but if people think you're a nice guy then it's tough because it's what they expect.