I'm interested in doing some acting in the future, but it's a distant second to stand up.

I had written for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman in the past. Jimmy had a different voice, and different priorities. He couldnt be the bad guy in the joke; he couldnt upset people, really.

I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.

My ultimate goal is to do whatever I want, whenever I want to do it. And that keeps changing. I didn't want to host my own show until I wrote for someone else's.

Amy [Schumer] and I each have our cross to bear when it comes to tattoos. Amy and I are funny when we fight. It just keeps escalating until one of us starts laughing. Then it's over. I'm happy that we're friends.

When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.