My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
I like to read, but otherwise I'm just your average, self-obsessed comedian. It's pretty much all I think about.
I'll be very busy, which is all I need.
I don't ever want to have kids of my own. But I do want a lot of kids.
Childhood obesity affects all pedophiles.
Everyone has the same kind of fears; everyone has the same big problems in the world, which is, like, fear of death and I hope horrible things dont happen to my family, but they do. And I think people laugh at them as this great release.