I can't talk politics with my cousin because he's such a hypocrite. He's against the death penalty and he hanged himself.

Yeah we're not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And I've heard rumors that he is abusive, which makes you want to go over there with a baseball bat. And then blame it on her boyfriend.

I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.

I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but I wasnt very good at it.

I don't have much racial stuff in my act. And no one's ever really threatened me to my face. Threats on the internet don't bother me so much.

I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.

I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason.