Childhood obesity affects all pedophiles.
The true meaning of Christmas is actually centuries of gullibility.
Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry.
I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.
If I tell a joke on stage and the crowd laughs for a minute, I stand there for a minute and enjoy them laughing before I go on to the next joke. On TV, if I stand there for a minute while they laugh, I look like an idiot who can't remember the next joke.
I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.