I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.

It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

What do I care if someone doesn't like me. If I like someone other people hate, it makes me feel special. I think my fans feel that way.

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

Stereotypes wouldn't be so bad if black people were nicer, in general.