I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.

I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say.

I'm too cynical to be an optimist.

The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No one thinks it's funny, whether you have it or you don't. Money is just something no one seems to like joking about.

I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes. I also don't like complaining about society or whining about my life on stage.

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

I try to retire jokes as soon as I can once I put them on an album. But I can't think of anything I just stopped doing for no reason.