Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
On the whole I woke up in the morning and was happy to be alive.
When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it
There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.