I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot's asleep.
Sharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds you to the other person for life.
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.