You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.