I don't know whether it's normal or not, but sex has always been something that I take seriously. I would put it higher than tennis on my list of constructive things to do.

The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it

The best things in life aren't things.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

I don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only time you've got. You can either sit on your expletive deleted or pick a daisy.