Americans are just beginning to regard food the way the French always have. Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening.

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.