A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.