A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.