And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking