By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.