By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.