By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.