By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.