Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.