I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

It's good to be alive.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.