I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.