I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.