I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.
I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.
I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.