The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.
I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.
I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.