All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.