All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.