All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.