Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.
Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.
I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.